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feministbug asked:

I forgot eerie

Thing that always creeps me out:

When I’m sitting in an empty house and the wind is in the trees and it’s bright inside but dark outside and I start thinking about how easy it would be for someone to smash the glass door and murder me if they really wanted to

feministbug asked:

Bat, Black Cat, Coffin, Howel (sic), Monster (reflected)

Bat: If you could transform into any animal, what would you be?
I think I’d want to turn into a bird, like a crow or a starling, something small and ubiquitous so that I could go unnoticed while exploring and observing. Alternately I might choose something with high combat potential like a gorilla in case I need to do battle for my friends

Black cat: Are you superstitious?
I don’t really have any superstitions but I kinda believe in intuition like if you have a bad feeling then you should not do a thing.

Coffin: Are you claustrophobic?
Not really, but going caving has always struck me as a horrible idea

Howl: Favorite kind of dog?
Easily chihuahua. They are small, delicate, affectionate, and weird, and as such are extremely relatable to me.

Monster: Favorite scary movie?
Probably The Thing or Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Attack the Block or Aliens. Yes I like Aliens more than Alien. Near Dark is a cool underrated scary movie too. TCM is a really grimy visceral kind of horror which I appreciate and think is something missing from a lot of horror movies. I also really appreciate dumb fun horror like Nightmare on Elm Street 3 or the Lost Boys or whatever.

Halloween Asks

  • Bat: If you could transform into any kind of animal, what animal would you be?
  • Black Cat: Are you superstitious? If so, what are you superstitious about?
  • Broomstick: If you could travel anywhere in the world where would it be?
  • Candy Corn: What food disgusts you the most?
  • Cauldron: What is your favorite thing to cook?
  • Cobwebs: One place you would never want to get lost in in the dark?
  • Coffin: Are you claustrophobic?
  • Demon: What is your worst flaw?
  • Eerie: One thing that always creeps you out?
  • Fright: What is your biggest fear?
  • Ghost: If you could be reincarnated, would you come back as another human or an animal? If an animal, what kind?
  • Gravestone: Ideal way you'd like to die?
  • Haunted House: If you could be roommates with anyone of your choice, who would you pick?
  • Hocus Pocus: What is the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard?
  • Howel: Your favorite kind of dog?
  • Jack-o'-lantern: Do you have any scars? If so, how many?
  • Monster: What is your favorite scary movie to watch in the dark?
  • Mummy: Would you rather be buried or cremated when you die?
  • Potion: What is your favorite thing to drink? Alcoholic and non alcoholic?
  • Pumpkin: What is your favorite food around the holidays?
  • Scream: Easiest way to scare you?
  • Skeleton: Tell me one of your biggest secrets?
  • Spooky: What was your last nightmare about?
  • Trick or Treat: Tell me about the greatest prank you've ever pulled?
  • Vampire: Which one are you? Early bird or night owl?
  • Witch: If could have the power to cast any kind of spell, what kind of spell would you cast?
  • Zombie: What is one food you always overeat?

People at parties and shows are attractive and dazzling and natural and I am a slimy glistening monster baby, freshly hatched, my brain constipated with animal puns and video game stats. I’m a lone reptilian peering dejectedly out of my ooze encrusted hovel where I gather trinkets, gemstones and sundry reminders of bygone merriment. How are you?